So your Mom just gave you $10 for allowance. What will you do with it?
You could go to the candy store and buy sweets.
but then you would be fat.
You could go downtown and buy some quality crack cocaine.
but then you would end up a drug addict.
or…you could go online and buy one of tvmessiah’s albums.
and you would be feared as the motha fukin gangsta you are.
And if your parents are too cheap to give you an allowance, you could always drop by your liberal teacher’s house and tell them you need cash to get an abortion.
In this case, you would be able to buy a tvmessiah album for yourself and all your friends so do this one.
tvmessiah, the right choice.
Go to the Official tvmessiah iTunes Page to get your fix.
Masters of our destiny, masters of our fate, we remastered our work so what you get is great!!!
Download all of our records before the new one comes out, all the kids are doing it so don’t be left out. Tell all your friends, moms and homosexual dads, tvmessiah is here to stay, not one of those mtv pop fads. For your one shop stop for all things weird funny and taboo listen up kids, tvmessiah is coming for you!
Get our 3 classic albums NOW!!!
1 — Follow me to the Gynecologist (2001)
2 — Coming Out of the Closet (2002)
3 — Breakfast with Jesus (2004)
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We know, we know, most of our work can only be found on friend’s old CDs that have been copied and traded and our songs have been spread to many computers by being injected like a virus from some kid’s jump drive. We know that our music is scarce and very rare to find but we just realized that we can put our music online for all to see!!!!!
A few years ago we had some 2nd grade kid email us to see if we could be interviewed for his elementry school newspaper. We did that interview and from that point on kids on the playground traded our songs like crack rock on the shaft of an English Fishingboat. Kids seemed to enjoy the hip tunes of us tvmessiah and eventually their parents got a hold of it and began rockin out too, like in the good ol’ days where all you needed was the person of the opposite sex and a trusty methpipe.
There is lots of work is to be done if we are to complete anything. websites, twitter tweets, facebooks, crazy times. Blogs, blogs. The distance isn’t a problem though, thanks to our wonderful friend the internet, wherever would we be without you??? And please do not forget the wonder that is smart phone technology. The two of us are able to connect, collaborate, do business, catch up and have a laugh. Maybe we’ll meet in the middle one day, for a week or so, holed up in some cabin in the midland, recording us a good ol’ fashioned American odd-rock recording session. Who knows.…maybe things happen, maybe they don’t. Mystery.
With the upcoming release of our next album ‘TRUST US’ we have decided to launch an official tvmessiah blog to communicate with you, our fans, and even our haters, cuz we could never do what we do without you.
Check out the cover to our next album!!!!!!!!!