Some we keep and some we abort. Here are
2 fine examples of the types of problems TVMESSIAH faces on a daily basis on their way to the top.
Citizen-m, aka ladies man extraordinaire, aka I promise I’ll pull out baby, presents you with the best method for an unwanted surprise! And then we have Number-
7 aka public enemy number one, cleaning up the mean streets of Hollywood, one porn star at a time.
The story of man jaded by the season of giving. Easy bake oven, means easy bake oven. Let’s hope the new santa Claus understands that.
Virgins, Virgins, Virgins everywhere.….
For all those who have patiently been waiting.…here it is in all its glory, the music video for the tvmessiah classic
SLAP ME ON THE CHEEK
Don’t take this experience for granted.
Memories Memories.…erotic zebra memories.…music video from the first track we had ever written
EROTIC ZEBRA in 2001
So your Mom just gave you $ 10 for allowance. What will you do with it?
You could go to the candy store and buy sweets.
but then you would be fat.
You could go downtown and buy some quality crack cocaine.
but then you would end up a drug addict.
or…you could go online and buy one of tvmessiah’s albums.
and you would be feared as the motha fukin gangsta you are.
And if your parents are too cheap to give you an allowance, you could always drop by your liberal teacher’s house and tell them you need cash to get an abortion.
In this case, you would be able to buy a tvmessiah album for yourself and all your friends so do this one.
tvmessiah, the right choice.
Go to the Official tvmessiah iTunes Page to get your fix.