So your Mom just gave you $10 for allowance. What will you do with it?
You could go to the candy store and buy sweets.
but then you would be fat.
You could go downtown and buy some quality crack cocaine.
but then you would end up a drug addict.
or…you could go online and buy one of tvmessiah’s albums.
and you would be feared as the motha fukin gangsta you are.
And if your parents are too cheap to give you an allowance, you could always drop by your liberal teacher’s house and tell them you need cash to get an abortion.
In this case, you would be able to buy a tvmessiah album for yourself and all your friends so do this one.
tvmessiah, the right choice.
Go to the Official tvmessiah iTunes Page to get your fix.
