7: i was driving in a hurry
no time to kill
i see an open space
the sign makes me ill
little stick man
in a big blue square
i’m not handicapped
but no one was there
7: i got out my ride
with my head held high
only be a couple minutes
as i run inside
i ain’t afraid of parking in this space
so tell the police to get out of my face
7: an empty space
ain’t nobody parking here
yeah, i can walk but
i ain’t messing up my footgear
i got some new kicks
i’m on some new shhh
am i really, seriously about to do this?
don’t you know who that’s reserved for?
but i don’t care, i’m parking right there
7: in the handicap space
in the handicap space
too busy so i’m parking
in the handicap space
in the handicap space
in the handicap space
too busy so I’m parking
in the handicap space
m: i know, i know
but i’m parking anyway
i drove, i drove
all over this place
i know, i know
but i’m parking anyway
i know, it’s a handicap space
7: grant me, stamp me
give me a pass
i need something i can hang
in my headboard dash
a bumper with tags
to cover my ass
cause the tickets i’m getting
eating up all of my cash
i’m parking
cops barking
asking me do i know what they charging
i’m not shady, i’m just lazy
let me borrow your parking pass baby
m: i’m not trying to make you mad
i’m just saying if no one’s there
why should i park a mile away
when i see all this open space
all this open space