1 — Put the Cat in the Dryer
2 — Erotic Zebra
3 — Peepee in the Toilet
4 — Intro to Foozeball Man
5 — Foozeball Man
6 — Kwanza
7 — Mittens the Kitty
8 — Let Those Tampons Fly
9 — Intro to Gauntlet Man
10 — Gauntlet Man
11 — OBSINITY in thy Milk (A tribute to Earnest Hemingway’s For Whom the Bell Tolls)
12 — My Pretty
13 — Transexual Fireman
14 — Slap Me on the Cheek
15 — I’m so Gothic
16 — Girls just want to have Fun Bitches
17 — Rah
18 — I am Impossible