7:jesus christ is just a man
works at wal-mart and lives in a van
i saw him at wal-mart and he smiled at me
and he gave me one of those stickers with a smiley face on it
and i smiled back at him and i asked him
jesus will you be with me?
will you…join my band?
and he said yes…he said yes he’d join my band
and I thanked him very much…and i said we needed a jew in our band
especially one like jesus christ cause you have connections with god
then i asked jesus christ where the pet section was in this wal-mart
and he pointed where it was
and he walked me over there…
and i told him that I had to buy a kitty litter box for my cat
his name is mr. wonders.
jesus was alot of help, yes he was
he was better than your local wal-mart helper
his shirt really said it all
if you have a question all you have to do is asked me
and i aksed jesus one million questions…
not just about wal-mart but about life…
and why we were here
why we, mere humans, were here on earth
and what was god’s bigger plan
and why jesus was working at wal-mart
then he told me why he was working at wal-mart
he told me that he was undercover
in the heavenly cia
that satan had a lot to do with dropping prices at wal-mart
no i wouldn’t let satan drop all the prices at this wal-mart
so we killed him and jesus joined my band motherfucker…
