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7:i wan­na pig­gy back ride
i wan­na pig­gy back ride

m:it’s not very nice to have con­doms thrown at your eyes
i think they might poke one or two of them out

7:and if you hap­pen to find your­self in this par­tic­u­lar sit­u­a­tion
i would strong­ly sug­gest you just go jump off a bridge

i am your gay friend, your gay friend, til the very end
the end of time, and this is my rhyme for you
so you should sit back and take the ace of spades
not jack, cause i like to rhyme about play­ing the pok­er in the dime
cause i like to trav­el
and i like to speak about
what you are and who your mom talks about

when i spin it around I find dj won­der­mutt on the ground…
with a bot­tle bur­bon, a bot­tle pee
it does­nt mat­ter, it’s up to me

m:it’s an fbi advi­so­ry
if you wan­na sleep with me
you’ll have to wear pro­tec­tion
or you’ll find your­self with mas­tur­ba­tion

7:it’s ana­lyt­i­cal dont you see
if you wan­na get with me

m:you have to pee in a cup

7:and taste it

m:get test­ed for good luck

7:if you hap­pen to find your­self in this par­tic­u­lar sit­u­a­tion
i would high­ly advise that you had a freak­ing gun

m:a gun in the hand is bet­ter than a penis from a man
and i don’t think you want it in your butt…