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What is you + tvmes­si­ah’s OFFICIAL music video for Fuck You Up like LSD + A nev­er seen before UNCENSORED cut of tvmes­si­ah’s music video for TRUST US???

Prob­a­bly some­thing hot­ter than the infa­mous Obama/​Bush sex scene in our noto­ri­ous video for TRUST US with the pres­i­dents por­trayed with amaz­ing accu­ra­cy by uber tal­ent­ed adult film stars Kiara Diane and Prinzzess Felic­i­ty whose true unre­strict­ed, unedit­ed and uncen­sored per­for­mances can now be viewed as they were meant to be seen so every mes­si­ah knight can expe­ri­ence its glo­ry as God orig­i­nal­ly intend­ed: As if we were all back in the Gar­den of Eden nip­ping on fresh fruits and watch­ing YouTube with high speed broad­band.

TVMESSIAH — Trust Us UNCENSORED

And just in time for Christ­mas, our ware­house-rave and under­ground goth-club dub­step hit FUCK YOU UP LIKE LSD has an equal­ly filth­i­er addi­tion with the music video writ­ten, shot, edit­ed and pissed on by anti-Hol­ly­wood, anti-music-video and anti-any­thing-not-nasty film direc­tor RUDOLPH WEST!!! This true art afi­ciona­do even had us eat, digest and regur­gi­tate the film strips he used in the final cut for his direc­tor cred­it as seen in the fame below:

Rudolph West Title Card

TVMESSIAH — Fuck You Up like LSD [Official Music Video]

We here at the tvmes­si­ah bat cave enjoy bring­ing you the very best in the chaos of our video pro­duc­tions & bina­ry art­work splat­tered all over your mon­i­tor.

This video that we are releas­ing is a love poem to all the mis­fits and weirdos out there look­ing for some­thing that makes sense in all the non­sense, and clar­i­ty in scat­ter brained con­sump­tion of this fringe niche under­ground swill we like to call #Choco­late­Boi

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Don’t ever say your moth­er told you nev­er to take drugs from some­one who promised to make you feel bet­ter or give you a ‘pick me up’ — espe­cial­ly a stranger from the Inter­net -

well tvmes­si­ah is here to give you that with­out a pre­scrip­tion or a war­rant.

Drop this track and then drop it some more:

Lis­ten close kids, this is all real, you will just under­stand more what this means when you become old­er

TRUST US

A pres­i­den­tial encounter between 4 souls just look­ing for some fun. At the end of the day, isn’t that what is impor­tant? Mak­ing sure you had fun?

tvmes­si­ah’s mes­sage is one of fun and enjoy­ing once self. And we bring you that mes­sage with our very first music video, for our first sin­gle, “TRUST US.” Porn­stars, masks, suits, wigs, and ani­mal cos­tumes for all. Look into Num­ber 7’s eyes, take cit­i­zen-m’s hand, TRUST US, as we lead you to the promise­land. The Mes­si­ahlu­tion will be Tele­vised.

Some we keep and some we abort. Here are 2 fine exam­ples of the types of prob­lems TVMESSIAH faces on a dai­ly basis on their way to the top.

Citizen‑m, aka ladies man extra­or­di­naire, aka I promise I’ll pull out baby, presents you with the best method for an unwant­ed sur­prise! And then we have Number‑7 aka pub­lic ene­my num­ber one, clean­ing up the mean streets of Hol­ly­wood, one porn star at a time.

We used to record­ing all our shit on win­dows recorder and have to use dialup to get on the Inter­net to down­load samples.…AOL always fucked up. It would freeze the com­put­er dur­ing inspi­ra­tional moments and cre­at­ed hav­oc on our sys­tems. Fuck AOL, the offi­cial music video by tvmes­si­ah.

tvmessiah - Breakfast with Jesus Coming Out of the Closet tvmessiah - Follow me to the Gynecologist

Mas­ters of our des­tiny, mas­ters of our fate, we remas­tered our work so what you get is great!!!

Down­load all of our records before the new one comes out, all the kids are doing it so don’t be left out. Tell all your friends, moms and homo­sex­u­al dads, tvmes­si­ah is here to stay, not one of those mtv pop fads. For your one shop stop for all things weird fun­ny and taboo lis­ten up kids, tvmes­si­ah is com­ing for you!

Get our 3 clas­sic albums NOW!!!
1 — Fol­low me to the Gyne­col­o­gist (2001)
2 — Com­ing Out of the Clos­et (2002)
3 — Break­fast with Jesus (2004)