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We used to recording all our shit on windows recorder and have to use dialup to get on the Internet to download samples.…AOL always fucked up. It would freeze the computer during inspirational moments and created havoc on our systems. Fuck AOL, the official music video by tvmessiah.

TVMESSIAH — Christmas Only Comes Once a Year [Official Music Video]

Posted by tvmessiah on May 25, 2013

Posted in: Breakfast with Jesus, Uncategorized, Videos. Tagged: acoustic, alabama, breakfast with jesus, christmas, Citizen m, experimental music, m7 records, montgomery, music video, tvmessiah.

The story of man jaded by the season of giving. Easy bake oven, means easy bake oven. Let’s hope the new santa Claus understands that.

TVMESSIAH — I Lost My Shoe [Official Music Video]

Posted by tvmessiah on May 17, 2013

Posted in: Breakfast with Jesus, Videos. Tagged: alabama, big man chasing little boy, breakfast with jesus, dog tricks, experimental music, flute playing, i lost my shoe, m7 records, medieval europe, montgomery, music, Number 7, tvmessiah.

In all its infinity glory, the track I Lost my Shoe

The battle between good and evil has been going on since the beginning of time. Whether it be the god of lightning or the god of wind, a bunch of statues in a room arguing over 2nd century economics or Jesus Christ & Satan.….the battle goes on and never stops. Just wait and see. It never stops and this is what makes tvmessiah’s track such a classic.

Virgins, Virgins, Virgins everywhere.….

From the depths of the art of experimental sounds and poetry comes a track that mystifies the mind and a visual symphony of a story told among the people of the south and throughout the history of Christendom. This music video is tvmessiah’s ode to those who keep believing in a life after death…and the option to believe in legend as a way you cope with the wonders of our reality.

TVMESSIAH — Slap Me on the Cheek [Official Music Video]

Posted by tvmessiah on April 19, 2013

Posted in: Uncategorized. Tagged: acoustic, acoustic music, alabama, biblical criticism, experimental music, follow me to the gynecologist, m7 records, montgomery, music, music video, Number 7, slap me on the cheek, tvmessiah.

For all those who have patiently been waiting.…here it is in all its glory, the music video for the tvmessiah classic SLAP ME ON THE CHEEK

Don’t take this experience for granted.

TVMESSIAH — Erotic Zebra [Official Music Video]

Posted by tvmessiah on April 13, 2013

Posted in: Uncategorized. Tagged: erotic zebra, follow me to the gynecologist, tvmessiah.

Memories Memories.…erotic zebra memories.…music video from the first track we had ever written EROTIC ZEBRA in 2001

$10

Posted by tvmessiah on March 21, 2013

Posted in: News, Uncategorized.

So your Mom just gave you $10 for allowance. What will you do with it?

You could go to the candy store and buy sweets.

but then you would be fat.

You could go downtown and buy some quality crack cocaine.

but then you would end up a drug addict.

or…you could go online and buy one of tvmessiah’s albums.

and you would be feared as the motha fukin gangsta you are.

And if your parents are too cheap to give you an allowance, you could always drop by your liberal teacher’s house and tell them you need cash to get an abortion.